Hi, this is my blog and stuff. Sometimes I post NSFW stuff, but I tag it. If you want anything tagged from now on just let me know. If you want to see any anon messages they’re under the tag anonymous friends. ThankTumblr (3.0; @shitdetective)http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/<p>Wha<br/>im</p> <p>i</p> <p>o k</p> <p>than k you </p>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846845235http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846845235Sun, 19 May 2013 16:18:00 -0400anonymous friends<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nepetaquest.tumblr.com/post/50825760935/arguments-that-should-be-used-against-yahoo-buying" target="_blank">nepetaquest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:</p> <ul><li>their initial offer is too low</li> <li>possible unnecessary ad space</li> <li>stricter regulations</li> </ul><p>arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:</p> <ul><li>“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”</li> <li>“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”</li> <li>“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”</li> </ul></blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846749070http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846749070Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://50shadesofsolkat.tumblr.com/post/50793953810/skrillidex-mom-dad-im-roosterteeth-the" target="_blank">50shadesofsolkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrillidex.tumblr.com/post/50793820933/mom-dad-im-roosterteeth" target="_blank">skrillidex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>mom, dad, im roosterteeth</p> </blockquote> <p>the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846713735http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846713735Sun, 19 May 2013 16:16:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soupkittens.tumblr.com/post/50833411817/i-cant-fucking-believe-toys-r-us-bought-tumblr" target="_blank">soupkittens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i cant fucking believe toys r us bought tumblr</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846591370http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846591370Sun, 19 May 2013 16:15:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://garlic-breadgasm.tumblr.com/post/50567888796/you-dont-owe-your-parents-anything-it-was-their" target="_blank">garlic-breadgasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING</p> <p>IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD</p> <p>ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM</p> <p>THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE</p> <p>DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846571784http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846571784Sun, 19 May 2013 16:14:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bb6ff889c7b9e417cb99ccd446bbca2/tumblr_mn28j3GNQm1rwxz9ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bugkiss.tumblr.com/post/50842374894" target="_blank">bugkiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846512645http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846512645Sun, 19 May 2013 16:14:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celtysturlusons.tumblr.com/post/50832454441" target="_blank">celtysturlusons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>animes i need to watch</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/17c3a00544841b7dfd6e4c8b36e86311/tumblr_inline_mn22noy0o81qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846454944http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846454944Sun, 19 May 2013 16:13:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deadlyjohnson.tumblr.com/post/50838393263/facts-about-things-tumblr-was-getting-too" target="_blank">deadlyjohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FACTS ABOUT THINGS:</p> <ul><li>TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.</li> <li>YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.</li> <li>NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.</li> </ul></blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846390425http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846390425Sun, 19 May 2013 16:12:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makkine.tumblr.com/post/50842113004/makkine-oh-my-god-this-is-giving-me-flashbacks" target="_blank">makkine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makkine.tumblr.com/post/50841582673/oh-my-god-this-is-giving-me-flashbacks-to-when" target="_blank">makkine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/45a4881c4875fd2880c94ecdf6e5ea50/tumblr_inline_mn28bvr20V1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846359683http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846359683Sun, 19 May 2013 16:12:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galaxys4.badgoku.xxx/post/50844865413" target="_blank">galaxys4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-young-pencil.tumblr.com/post/50844582438/this-just-happened" target="_blank">the-young-pencil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: *Crying over tumblr being sold to yahoo*</p> <p>Me: why?! why!? why!!!!!????</p> <p>Mum: Wtf are you doing?<br/><br/>Me: tumblr was just sold to yahoo!!!!!<br/><br/>Me *Crys* *Screams*</p> <p>Mum: 0-o?</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce04c045f08c16cf30db06da398fb8fd/tumblr_inline_mn29yewQ6u1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce04c045f08c16cf30db06da398fb8fd/tumblr_inline_mn29yewQ6u1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce04c045f08c16cf30db06da398fb8fd/tumblr_inline_mn29yewQ6u1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce04c045f08c16cf30db06da398fb8fd/tumblr_inline_mn29yewQ6u1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce04c045f08c16cf30db06da398fb8fd/tumblr_inline_mn29yewQ6u1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce04c045f08c16cf30db06da398fb8fd/tumblr_inline_mn29yewQ6u1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846299662http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50846299662Sun, 19 May 2013 16:11:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://absoluteblue.tumblr.com/post/50797196378/aquietrevolutionary-artalias" target="_blank">absoluteblue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aquietrevolutionary.tumblr.com/post/50796995233/artalias-electronicanonsensica-everyone-is" target="_blank">aquietrevolutionary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artalias.tumblr.com/post/50792550606/electronicanonsensica-everyone-is-missing-the" target="_blank">artalias</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electronicanonsensica.tumblr.com/post/50775381950/everyone-is-missing-the-biggest-problem-here" target="_blank">electronicanonsensica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.</p> <p>Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.</p> <p><em><strong>Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.</strong></em></p> <p><em><strong>That means no more porn on Tumblr.<br/></strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>… God help us all.</p> </blockquote> <p>BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Not to mention all the fics.</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50845229289http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50845229289Sun, 19 May 2013 15:58:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fae2a6143de71feae601a05dac40fa96/tumblr_mn1xldJmbx1ri7s67o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/579f64f19df37baa06d70c4be5b75a42/tumblr_mn1xldJmbx1ri7s67o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50830311702http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50830311702Sun, 19 May 2013 12:47:52 -0400Daft punkOk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56d350557fe3e1f5fe85feaa58c5ecf3/tumblr_mn0pdfGFW31r352nmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewhussiesbosom.tumblr.com/post/50767573007/sleepy-kittens" target="_blank">andrewhussiesbosom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SLEEPY KITTENS</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50768815560http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50768815560Sat, 18 May 2013 19:50:58 -0400CAT<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19dcb2fe90f3aa814537f77f66dea001/tumblr_mh65i8M3Dy1r3xekao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767433230http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767433230Sat, 18 May 2013 19:30:02 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50767233724" src="http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767233724/audio_player_iframe/shitdetective/tumblr_lqn7hs82jv1qzj4rw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshitdetective%2F50767233724%2Ftumblr_lqn7hs82jv1qzj4rw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://technicolourr.tumblr.com/post/9501641125/white-flag-dido-im-in-love-and-always-will-be" target="_blank">technicolourr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>White Flag - Dido</p> <p><em>I’m in love, and always will be</em></p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767233724http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767233724Sat, 18 May 2013 19:27:00 -0400woah look at this music<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://familyfriendlyurl.tumblr.com/post/50711739519/like-there-are-an-unlimited-number-of-possible" target="_blank">familyfriendlyurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>like there are an unlimited number of possible jokes you can make that do not rely on belittling people</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767208841http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50767208841Sat, 18 May 2013 19:26:37 -0400Ash: woah what is this Pokemon<br /> Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew<br /> Ash: god damn I better use my pokedexhttp://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50766799487http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50766799487Sat, 18 May 2013 19:20:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2bd2b9179b289ca8142099ba17b343d/tumblr_mn0ma9sgjf1rwbhcbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://belaroos.tumblr.com/post/50762985764/theyve-don-it-kids" target="_blank">belaroos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>they’ve don it kids</p> </blockquote>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50766616186http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50766616186Sat, 18 May 2013 19:17:00 -0400Hetalia<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d481014fac10f812d782e525147321ff/tumblr_mmubbaWzRg1qkez8po1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50765739224http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50765739224Sat, 18 May 2013 19:04:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41df92480131f08b7e79d713393257e6/tumblr_mn0mt8Iy3N1r22y6oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50765717472http://shitdetective.tumblr.com/post/50765717472Sat, 18 May 2013 19:04:21 -0400